poemranker ::Europeans shouldn't mess with Ronald McDonald because one day he will rule their pathetic "continent" by bondjedi

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Haiku № 29612

Europeans shouldn't mess with Ronald McDonald because one day he will rule their pathetic "continent"

by bondjedi

Member since 2002 · Posted 11 Dec 2002 · 6 comments

Frenchmen hate burgers misunderstand the Grimace how about McSnails?

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[n/a] razorgrin 11-Dec-02/5:42 AM Reply
lousy french.
[0] deleted user 11-Dec-02/6:15 AM Reply
Well it's honestly looks like your stinkin mcdonalds already rules our 'pathetic 'continent'' you imperialist arsehole, and furthermore your bastard clown friend Ronald has successfully sucked the soul out of traditional meals amongst most of the other aspects of European culture in general.Fancy a Big Mac?
[n/a] razorgrin 11-Dec-02/6:35 AM Reply
I don't like snails, but i hate mcdonald's with copious passion.
[6] Caducus 11-Dec-02/9:44 AM Reply
deep fried chickenhead mcnuggets and slow worms in fish, Macdonalds and snails are the least disgusting, lets have some more happymeal haikus
[n/a] Tintagiles 11-Dec-02/6:08 PM Reply
Snails are interesting. One should try them at least once in one's life. But I confess one couldn't take too much at a time. Sort of like snake.
[9] horus8 11-Dec-02/7:40 PM Reply
thank god the title isn't better than the haiku, and i thought he did already. they shold have a mutton burger called the mcbleet. the second line is humorous. what kind of vreature is the grimace? exactly.r