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Europeans shouldn't mess with Ronald McDonald because one day he will rule their pathetic "continent" (Haiku) by bondjedi
Frenchmen hate burgers misunderstand the Grimace how about McSnails?

Up the ladder: Surface Damage
Down the ladder: Grandfather

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Posted: December 11, 2002 2:52 AM PST; Last modified: December 11, 2002 2:52 AM PST
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[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.50 | 11-Dec-02/5:42 AM | Reply
lousy french.
[0] deleted user @ 212.219.142.161 | 11-Dec-02/6:15 AM | Reply
Well it's honestly looks like your stinkin mcdonalds already rules our 'pathetic 'continent'' you imperialist arsehole, and furthermore your bastard clown friend Ronald has successfully sucked the soul out of traditional meals amongst most of the other aspects of European culture in general.Fancy a Big Mac?
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.50 | 11-Dec-02/6:35 AM | Reply
I don't like snails, but i hate mcdonald's with copious passion.
[6] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 11-Dec-02/9:44 AM | Reply
deep fried chickenhead mcnuggets and slow worms in fish, Macdonalds and snails are the least disgusting, lets have some more happymeal haikus
[n/a] Tintagiles @ 198.164.242.173 | 11-Dec-02/6:08 PM | Reply
Snails are interesting. One should try them at least once in one's life. But I confess one couldn't take too much at a time. Sort of like snake.
[9] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 11-Dec-02/7:40 PM | Reply
thank god the title isn't better than the haiku, and i thought he did already. they shold have a mutton burger called the mcbleet. the second line is humorous. what kind of vreature is the grimace? exactly.r
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