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Untitled (Haiku) by ==Doylum
Long and willowy I will follow your legends chegs are not for me edit for all those who don't know what norks are

Up the ladder: Exhaustion
Down the ladder: pledging allegiance

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.375
Weighted score: 5.100853
Overall Rank: 6044
Posted: December 9, 2002 4:21 AM PST; Last modified: December 10, 2002 2:27 PM PST
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[n/a] deleted user @ 212.219.142.161 | 9-Dec-02/4:52 AM | Reply
Whats a nork?
[5] UnityMitford @ 167.206.181.179 | 9-Dec-02/9:03 AM | Reply
they must not be for me either, as i have no idea what a nork is. because of that, print this page and roll it up and bury it in your little brown winker.
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.13 | 9-Dec-02/12:21 PM | Reply
what the godfuck is a nork?
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.188.122.107 > razorgrin | 9-Dec-02/12:33 PM | Reply
same as a cheg
[5] <~> @ 67.84.171.10 > ==Doylum | 9-Dec-02/8:54 PM | Reply
well, why the fuck didn't you say so? glarg.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.188.120.81 > <~> | 10-Dec-02/2:28 PM | Reply
Whats a glarg? Is it the same as a cockfer?
[5] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > ==Doylum | 10-Dec-02/3:17 PM | Reply
almost, but a little more to the left.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.188.120.81 > <~> | 10-Dec-02/3:34 PM | Reply
Humm a left hanging cockfer curious.
Send me one?
[5] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > ==Doylum | 11-Dec-02/8:19 AM | Reply
silly wabbit. you can't hum a lefty cockfer. you gargle them, before they're gone.
[1] god'swife @ 24.126.113.154 | 10-Dec-02/4:35 PM | Reply
I know what a nork is, it's a prentious 'poet', pretending to be a Northern Lad..
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.188.146.211 > god'swife | 11-Dec-02/4:40 AM | Reply
so in your vernacular a nork is an pretender who pretends?
whats your word for an pretender who doesn't pretend?

It doesn't mean that to me.

Who would you describe with such a word? could you give examples?


2 give examples for each of the tenses named below, some are given to help you.

a) Simple Present - She pretends in London
b) Present Continuous - They are pretentious in Spain just now
c) Present Perfect -
d) Present Perfect Continouous -
e) Past Simple -
f) Past Continuous -
g) Past Perfect
h) Past Perfect Continuous

dugs, paps
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.188.133.133 > god'swife | 12-Dec-02/4:54 PM | Reply
Why wont you answer my questions?
I don't mind if you miss out section 2.
[9] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 10-Dec-02/6:25 PM | Reply
ha! ha! ha!...a
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.188.146.211 > horus8 | 11-Dec-02/4:47 AM | Reply
why do you keep giving me high marks?
[9] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > ==Doylum | 11-Dec-02/11:18 AM | Reply
why not, you're moderately amusing, and you sound funny.
[3] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.99.100 | 17-Jan-03/11:45 AM | Reply
nork - the capital nof new jersey, right?
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