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by ==Doylum

Member since 2002 · Posted 9 Dec 2002 · Edited 10 Dec 2002 · 16 comments

Long and willowy I will follow your legends chegs are not for me edit for all those who don't know what norks are

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[n/a] deleted user 9-Dec-02/4:52 AM Reply
Whats a nork?
[5] UnityMitford 9-Dec-02/9:03 AM Reply
they must not be for me either, as i have no idea what a nork is. because of that, print this page and roll it up and bury it in your little brown winker.
[n/a] razorgrin 9-Dec-02/12:21 PM Reply
what the godfuck is a nork?
[n/a] ==Doylum › razorgrin 9-Dec-02/12:33 PM Reply
same as a cheg
[5] <~> › ==Doylum 9-Dec-02/8:54 PM Reply
well, why the fuck didn't you say so? glarg.
[n/a] ==Doylum › <~> 10-Dec-02/2:28 PM Reply
Whats a glarg? Is it the same as a cockfer?
[5] <~> › ==Doylum 10-Dec-02/3:17 PM Reply
almost, but a little more to the left.
[n/a] ==Doylum › <~> 10-Dec-02/3:34 PM Reply
Humm a left hanging cockfer curious.
Send me one?
[5] <~> › ==Doylum 11-Dec-02/8:19 AM Reply
silly wabbit. you can't hum a lefty cockfer. you gargle them, before they're gone.
[1] god'swife 10-Dec-02/4:35 PM Reply
I know what a nork is, it's a prentious 'poet', pretending to be a Northern Lad..
[n/a] ==Doylum › god'swife 11-Dec-02/4:40 AM Reply
so in your vernacular a nork is an pretender who pretends?
whats your word for an pretender who doesn't pretend?

It doesn't mean that to me.

Who would you describe with such a word? could you give examples?


2 give examples for each of the tenses named below, some are given to help you.

a) Simple Present - She pretends in London
b) Present Continuous - They are pretentious in Spain just now
c) Present Perfect -
d) Present Perfect Continouous -
e) Past Simple -
f) Past Continuous -
g) Past Perfect
h) Past Perfect Continuous

dugs, paps
[n/a] ==Doylum › god'swife 12-Dec-02/4:54 PM Reply
Why wont you answer my questions?
I don't mind if you miss out section 2.
[9] horus8 10-Dec-02/6:25 PM Reply
ha! ha! ha!...a
[n/a] ==Doylum › horus8 11-Dec-02/4:47 AM Reply
why do you keep giving me high marks?
[9] horus8 › ==Doylum 11-Dec-02/11:18 AM Reply
why not, you're moderately amusing, and you sound funny.
[3] Robert K Foster 17-Jan-03/11:45 AM Reply
nork - the capital nof new jersey, right?