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Tribute (Free verse) by UAFANTHORPEY
We were walking down the street Colin and I When a devil popped out and cried "Rhyme the best poem in the world" "Or What" I replied "I'll eat you" So I looked and Colin and he looked at me "This danger is a turn on" he said So I clocked him one And rhymed the best poem in the world! The stanzas were smooth And rhymed easily My alliteration was great It was a symphony The metaphors Made Imagery And I included a line About a donkey. But this is not the best poem in the world I forgot the best poem in the world Because I have amnesia This poem here Is the worst poem in the world Even worse than Fantastic Freddy's cockroach Well perhaps I am aiming for the bottom five Oh why oh why oh why. I I I I I I I I I Can you dig that? Whoo? Can you dig that? Whoo? One more chance to be the king of the world And then you'll see: BOOM DE LA BOW WOW YO KOW WOW BOOM HELL YEAH AND I DON'T CARE! Scott Neville is gay With his Dad

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Arithmetic Mean: 2.5
Weighted score: 4.3276463
Overall Rank: 13097
Posted: December 4, 2002 5:17 AM PST; Last modified: December 4, 2002 5:17 AM PST
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[0] deleted user @ | 4-Dec-02/5:19 AM | Reply
Oh, please.It blatantly isn't better than my cockroach one.
I love the inclusion of Scott's sexuality.But unfortunately that's a nice fat 0.Can you dig that?
[0] poetandknowit @ | 4-Dec-02/8:30 AM | Reply
Is this like the poetic version of the Tenacious D song "Tribute"?
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