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Rich and the wall (Limerick) by INTRANSIT
There once was a guy named Rich Whose stone wall he thought was a bitch he kept banging his head but suddenly said "I should climb this wall for a switch"!

Up the ladder: Raw Suicide

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.866667
Weighted score: 4.8825603
Overall Rank: 9945
Posted: December 3, 2002 4:26 PM PST; Last modified: December 3, 2002 4:26 PM PST
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[7] <~> @ 67.84.171.10 | 3-Dec-02/11:49 PM | Reply
watch out for spiders. their bites do itch.
[7] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 4-Dec-02/1:45 AM | Reply
cute
[3] poetandknowit @ 65.101.211.38 | 4-Dec-02/7:18 AM | Reply
Funny and goofy at the same time.
[8] god'swife @ 209.178.177.52 | 4-Dec-02/12:45 PM | Reply
And what did he find in the other side? Everything he hoped for, or just some stupid girl wearing out her heels from kicking the bricks? She's pretty though, isn't she? Now they'll have each other to tear at.
[3] ciantu @ 216.128.137.27 | 5-Dec-02/2:36 PM | Reply
why?
[9] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 20-Jan-03/11:06 AM | Reply
<welcome to five poems on the John with, Baba, this morning we will be featuring the poetry of mechanical operators turned introspective...Welcome INTRANSIT...INS. sits squashing one of Baba's lounge chairs, and toppling over his pre-established mixed drink, he mumbles.."sorry..i like colorful umbrellas" no worries my 10-4 buddy..i am featuring you this morning outside of the 'hut', because well...i like you, and your scribblings...lets take a look, shall we? great limerick..ah enlightening? lol. 9.
[1] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.178.117.218 | 15-May-06/5:06 PM | Reply
Pathetically bad.
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