The Yule tide log

by ==Doylum

Member since 2002 · Posted 28 Nov 2002 · 9 comments

christmas is coming the goose is geting fat but not as fat as your mother who remains a fat old cow

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[6] Caducus 28-Nov-02/8:43 AM Reply

My mum wants to know what your doing tonight?
She then wants to papercut you to death with a copy of this, (if she can get up off her fat ass that is)

[n/a] ==Doylum › Caducus 28-Nov-02/2:28 PM Reply

she already knows what were doing tonight the same as last week. tell her to bring the piss tube this evening though.
Don't spoil her wonderful secrects by telling me her new techniques, good christ what are you jealous Laius Jr?
She's not fat at all from what i can remember quite supple and compliant, when its her turn of course.

[n/a] ==Doylum › ==Doylum 28-Nov-02/2:33 PM Reply

oh and thanks for the vote

[3] <~> 29-Nov-02/12:00 AM Reply

oh speedy d, glad to see you haven't lost your subtle touch. have a 3, with love from my mom

[n/a] ==Doylum › <~> 29-Nov-02/3:52 AM Reply

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart

"I'll be a ten", you told me time and again
But you give a 3, I wait around and then (bah-dah-dah)
I went to the door, I can't take any more
It's not you, you let me down again

arrgggghhhh
Help me!!!!
Whats to be done to improve it?
You always help everyone else out, well not everyone but still

so many mothers, so much time

[3] <~> › ==Doylum 29-Nov-02/8:21 AM Reply

um, well, if you insist on doing my moms, then how can you expect me to let you lick my knickers again? so, no 10 for you.
but h did have some good advice for yeh.

okay, maybe if you grease up with butter first...

[n/a] -=SeTTle=- › ==Doylum 8-Dec-02/7:06 PM Reply

I actually quoted that same song in a comment once.

[n/a] ==Doylum › -=SeTTle=- 8-Dec-02/7:10 PM Reply

Yeah i meant to change the buttock-ups it to zzinias, and the (bah dah dah) to (Blah blah blah) but couldn't be ars-ed

[8] <{Baba^Yaga}> 29-Nov-02/1:19 AM Reply

change the 18th word to "an" take three steps back from it and go "ewe-gi boogie boo" than presto a fat turnip for late not hot arserings insteads..yip ee. 8.