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Member since 2002 · Posted 11 Nov 2002 · 3 comments

There was an old man with an arse, Who got it stuck in a glass, He atempted removal, To my disaproval, For it gave him a touch of class.

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[2] <{Baba^Yaga}> 11-Nov-02/12:13 PM Reply

if i had a hoof i'd make the sign of jesu over you and spit in the wind...my spit would then transform intself into a shopping cart full of kale...i then would load up my kale gun(borrowed of course from bachus [rented actually]) and really give you the kind of calcium injection that you deserve..a thick and rich nutrient laden blast..of greeness for..well your greeness. you disgust even yoda.k

[10] joey 12-Nov-02/2:23 AM Reply

flanners, i approve of the use of arse in this lymeric!!! very good, with a touch of class an all i believe!!! well done, here's a 10 for you!

[6] ==Doylum 12-Feb-03/4:32 AM Reply

A man with an arse?
Goddamm those scientists