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Light Entertainment (Limerick) by flanners
There was an old man with an arse, Who got it stuck in a glass, He atempted removal, To my disaproval, For it gave him a touch of class.

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.0
Weighted score: 4.5
Overall Rank: 12812
Posted: November 11, 2002 8:13 AM PST; Last modified: November 11, 2002 8:13 AM PST
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[2] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 11-Nov-02/12:13 PM | Reply
if i had a hoof i'd make the sign of jesu over you and spit in the wind...my spit would then transform intself into a shopping cart full of kale...i then would load up my kale gun(borrowed of course from bachus [rented actually]) and really give you the kind of calcium injection that you deserve..a thick and rich nutrient laden blast..of greeness for..well your greeness. you disgust even yoda.k
[10] joey @ 212.219.142.161 | 12-Nov-02/2:23 AM | Reply
flanners, i approve of the use of arse in this lymeric!!! very good, with a touch of class an all i believe!!! well done, here's a 10 for you!
[6] ==Doylum @ 62.64.205.29 | 12-Feb-03/4:32 AM | Reply
A man with an arse?
Goddamm those scientists
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