End of life

One day Tim looked down to me "I don't need this shitty life see Tis violence on the street at night My best mate screwed my lovely wife She now is pregnant with his child My life has suddenly gone wild" I turned to him and then i said "Shoot a bullet through your big head There are lots of people worse than you Like me for instance, yeah it's true You say your world has no laughter "I" got buggared by my father My mother was the local whore The vicar always came for more "I've not ever been totally free I've not lost my virginity I'm working as a chimney sweep I have a love for good Welsh sheep So Tim do not insult your life Kid leave that to your nagging wife" I finished my speech and smiled Tim said "Was that worth your while" I had not time to say a word He shot me in the testicles You wonder if I stayed alive Well I'm afraid I did survive I'm now worse off inside my head I now have meat but not two veg