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Dirty in England (Limerick) by INTRANSIT
Her Doc in Market Deeping Who checked her feminine thing He got out his tool And warmed it all through And began Spec-u-lat-ing!

Up the ladder: Stamp
Down the ladder: The Nude

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.2142856
Weighted score: 3.6945384
Overall Rank: 13554
Posted: October 22, 2002 3:38 PM PDT; Last modified: October 22, 2002 3:38 PM PDT
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[6] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 22-Oct-02/8:06 PM | Reply
what's with you and the specs these days. not that i don't myself feel inclined to mention the irreplacable art of bending glass...i was just wondering. need a big q-tip..cuz..i got some. smile. i like it when you smile.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.208.42 > horus8 | 23-Oct-02/6:39 AM | Reply
No glasses here, amusingly sick you are.
[0] poetandknowit @ 67.40.59.79 | 23-Oct-02/12:20 PM | Reply
This sucks even upside down! Are you trying to be someone you are not? Good try!! Keep up the positive spirit!! Call out to poets!! Long live poetry!! Hear, here!!
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 166.72.241.210 > poetandknowit | 25-Oct-02/11:11 AM | Reply
Did anyone get the refrence to the specula or speculum in this? I cant remember which it is.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 166.72.241.210 > poetandknowit | 25-Oct-02/11:35 AM | Reply
What do you mean by "trying to be someone I'm not". That kinda hurt.Or am I being oversensitive again?
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.178.117.218 | 15-May-06/5:13 PM | Reply
The rhyming is simply hopeless. Unbelievable.
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