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A meeting at Maverick, then dinner. (Haiku) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
"You are important" She states, before I nod off face first into soup. "Our label loves you" She claims, during fellation "Also, I swallow..." "Creative control?" She laughs while wiping her face "Sign the dotted line" "Our artists come first" She purrs while pulling up nets and lighting a clove "We're a big family team "Just give us your songs" "NOW! I'll call you later" "Oh, and can I have a front door key and cab fare?

Down the ladder: Worth the wait

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.625
Weighted score: 5.43703
Overall Rank: 2995
Posted: October 21, 2002 3:29 PM PDT; Last modified: June 18, 2003 12:57 PM PDT
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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.96 | 21-Oct-02/5:57 PM | Reply
Shouldn't this be by the abbreviated god of orgies?
[7] royalflesh @ 64.170.53.240 | 22-Oct-02/2:35 AM | Reply
i once had that "position".. Sometimes you really do wonder who is in control. The wench, the musician, or mr. money. Make sure you pull up your pants before leaving the table next time. You amuse me, always. 7
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > royalflesh | 22-Oct-02/2:04 PM | Reply
Is it true for all predicates x that x is what x does?
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 23-Oct-02/12:02 PM | Reply
not always...it could be argued that if x= nothing,z= something, and y= everything:) might be x times z divided by -god over everytyhing would equal (the current assembled position of our perception) but doubts are begin to arise like pools about the cavern. excuse me while i feed my chilean rose tarantula.
[3] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.64.69 | 25-Nov-02/10:31 AM | Reply
haiku?
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.42 | 25-Nov-02/12:58 PM | Reply
wench-a-riffic. i wish i had a tarantula.
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.152 > razorgrin | 26-Nov-02/11:27 AM | Reply
my house is full of spiders as it is. they will have to do.
[8] brazen @ 68.84.225.163 | 6-Feb-03/6:31 AM | Reply
see, my personal fear would be to sign over my work only to later here it coming from the voice of the latest bubblegum-popper. i would then carbomb the building they were in...
[7] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 | 7-Feb-03/1:00 PM | Reply
lol spiders
[n/a] god'swife @ 64.12.96.237 | 18-Jun-03/12:12 PM | Reply
Ahhhh! the asterick, the bloody asterick! Nets and cloves and family, oh my. Nets and cloves and family, oh my!

Get ride of the bye byes and the parentheticals.
[7] richa @ 195.92.168.176 | 18-Jun-03/12:57 PM | Reply
i didn't read the content

the rhyme and random words i read were quite good though

and i like the spirit of haiku
[9] INTRANSIT @ 64.12.96.46 | 18-Jun-03/1:50 PM | Reply
Glad I'm no part of the cycle. L-O-L!!!
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