Smoking Clitoris with PHD handles

Yesterday, I was smoking Clitoris with Boris I blew the skin and whistled I blew the skin and whistled Then I punched him in the eye and stole his boots & vodka'd I vodka'd and whistled an ode to subways and chain link fences And Kamikaze pilots with exciting nicknames like: "He who smiles first wins" "He who fucks fast wins" "He that drops first gets nuked hairless" "And so on and so forth" "The man who stole the sun" And my personal favourite "You thought hell was hot" It went: Tweety'l de tweet Tweety'l de twat twin my fur cap I shan't be cot Because I'm a homespun honey Smoking clitoris with a book in the den I'm a hat pulled bunny With the pipe pull and stink of 'Le bum de fen'. Tweety'l de tweet Tweety'l de twat tug my thumb smell my faut faig le toot le faigel le toot Le toot faige Le toot toot. The other day at Pinot, a famous restaurant here in Hollywood, I pissed my pants laughing... laughing at this blind guy that kept insisting on going into the kitchen, and preparing his meal. Then I realized he wasn't blind, he was deaf. That's when I blew skin and whistled That's when I vodka'd to a smoking clitoris That was porus like pumice With or without Boris In a Subway full of Japs & Backwards baseball caps.