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The ballad of woosie

Member since 2002 · Posted 18 Oct 2002 · 7 comments

Oomphah Loompah doobeddy doetry look at my amazing poetry Oomphah Loompah doobeddy dead james taylor is in adams mums bed Oomphah Loompah doobeddy dirrell i made love to a squirill Oomphah Loompah doobeddy dungry i am very very hungry Oomphah Loompah doobeddy dokay alright then fine so ok

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[6] Nicholas Jones 18-Oct-02/4:26 AM Reply

I like the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reference. Those Oompah Loompahs always used to frighten me when I was a kid.
I like the line about the squirrels - they're everywhere at the moment, stockpiling their nuts for winter.

[6] Christof 18-Oct-02/6:17 AM Reply

You've forced me to revisit a horrible childhood nightmare - little orange singing men. Yikes.

[6] Tintagiles 18-Oct-02/1:21 PM Reply

Hmm, actually, the squirrel one is about the only one I don't like. This is seriously silly, which is good.

[n/a] UAFANTHORPEY 21-Oct-02/2:34 AM Reply

you is da baddest gangsta rosie i dont know weather to kiss yer or eat yer

[7] cleverdevice 7-Nov-02/6:15 AM Reply

My old geography teacher was an Oompah Loompah, I swear. He also thought that steam is a gas. Is it? On reflection it may be a form of plasma as it is a liquid acting like a gas. Much like flour is a plasma as it is a solid acting as a liquid and did you know that glass is a liquid?

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › cleverdevice 7-Nov-02/8:22 AM Reply

Steam is a gas. It behaves like a gas, has the structure of gas and is formed by heating a liquid to its boiling point and breaking the energy barrier thing. Glass is not a liquid. That is a myth.

[9] Jeremi B. Handrinos 15-Dec-03/12:13 PM Reply

anal warts. 911