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Haiku for Mum (Haiku) by waltfreakinwhitman
Happy Mothers' Day! I spent nine months inside you How 'bout one more night?

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.909091
Weighted score: 4.9545455
Overall Rank: 8745
Posted: October 1, 2002 9:45 AM PDT; Last modified: October 1, 2002 9:45 AM PDT
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[7] god'swife @ 209.178.176.17 | 1-Oct-02/10:12 AM | Reply
Hahahahahahaha!!! Totally unexpected. great punchline, you sick bastard.
[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman @ 192.193.210.27 > god'swife | 1-Oct-02/10:45 AM | Reply
Thanks! Your kind words and encouragement sustain me.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.188.72 | 1-Oct-02/11:05 AM | Reply
Actually, I saw a sweeter side to this. Or maybe I should windex my minds eye.
[8] <~> @ 67.84.171.10 | 4-Oct-02/8:50 PM | Reply
you dawg. you always crck me right the fuck up. nice job.
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 12-Oct-02/3:52 PM | Reply
YES! HORUS8 GOLDEN Q-TIP AWARD ON THIS FINE DAY why because oedipus means swollen foot.. because when 'they' found him as a baby he was hanging by his foot. congradulations are in order. 10!
[1] bonsaimirror @ 199.217.179.134 | 6-Nov-02/1:37 PM | Reply
Ewwww!
[10] hipster flare @ 209.68.64.69 | 8-Jan-03/9:53 AM | Reply
planning on being "born again" are we? how christian of you!
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