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Reason for being late (Other) by Normo
Late again What shall I say? The bus was late My car broke down I broke my leg They'll only frown. Tell the truth? Suppose I could What will they think About me then Do I need help No think again Got a plan Damn right I do Its pure genius But may sound thick All I do is Phone in sick

Up the ladder: O Man Away From Me
Down the ladder: Bowstones, 21st June 200

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.142857
Weighted score: 5.03842
Overall Rank: 7189
Posted: October 1, 2002 2:39 AM PDT; Last modified: October 1, 2002 2:39 AM PDT
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[5] harrytuttle @ 208.20.220.69 | 1-Oct-02/7:12 AM | Reply
Pretty good poem, but NOT a good plan ;)
[n/a] Normo @ 212.159.89.111 > harrytuttle | 10-Oct-02/6:04 AM | Reply
Thanks for the comment :)
[7] Nicholas Jones @ 137.44.1.200 | 9-Oct-02/5:15 AM | Reply
Amusing. Why not send some flour through the post so it looks like anthrax, and work gets evacuated? Note to CIA man reading this: That's a joke.
[n/a] Normo @ 212.159.89.111 > Nicholas Jones | 10-Oct-02/6:04 AM | Reply
Er OK
[7] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 22-Dec-02/2:54 PM | Reply
splendid and true.
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