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Reason for being late

Member since 2002 · Posted 1 Oct 2002 · 5 comments

Late again What shall I say? The bus was late My car broke down I broke my leg They'll only frown. Tell the truth? Suppose I could What will they think About me then Do I need help No think again Got a plan Damn right I do Its pure genius But may sound thick All I do is Phone in sick

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[5] harrytuttle 1-Oct-02/7:12 AM Reply

Pretty good poem, but NOT a good plan ;)

[n/a] Normo › harrytuttle 10-Oct-02/6:04 AM Reply

Thanks for the comment :)

[7] Nicholas Jones 9-Oct-02/5:15 AM Reply

Amusing. Why not send some flour through the post so it looks like anthrax, and work gets evacuated? Note to CIA man reading this: That's a joke.

[n/a] Normo › Nicholas Jones 10-Oct-02/6:04 AM Reply

Er OK

[7] <{Baba^Yaga}> 22-Dec-02/2:54 PM Reply

splendid and true.