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Getting Ahead (Lyric) by Jill Stockinger
You were always telling me I should work harder at getting ahead in life: since two heads are better than one, I tore yours off and sewed it to my shoulder. I'm sure you’d applaud me if you could.

Up the ladder: Heroes to the End
Down the ladder: The cold shoulder

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Arithmetic Mean: 9.333333
Weighted score: 5.516546
Overall Rank: 2648
Posted: January 2, 2021 1:25 PM PST; Last modified: January 2, 2021 1:25 PM PST
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[9] nentwined @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 22-Jan-21/5:15 PM | Reply
love it :)
[9] Dovina @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 27-Jan-21/5:18 PM | Reply
yes I would. I'd use everything inside your head. If only I could.
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