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Waking Up (Free verse) by Edna Sweetlove
Have you ever woken up To find you have shat yourself? It's bad enough if you're alone, But when a new drag-back is with you Begging to be done up both her holes I promise you It's twice as bad.

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Arithmetic Mean: 8.0
Weighted score: 5.357609
Overall Rank: 3369
Posted: December 31, 2020 11:08 AM PST; Last modified: December 31, 2020 11:08 AM PST
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Engelbert Humpalot

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[10] Engelbert Humpalot @ 127.0.0.1 | 31-Dec-20/11:26 AM | Reply
A work of great genius! I have often shat on a bedmate in my excitement on discovering they had 2 anuses.
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 > Engelbert Humpalot | 25-Apr-21/3:23 AM | Reply
Making fake names to vote and comment on yourself is sad and pathetic... oh yeah, like YOU!
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 127.0.0.1 > Engelbert Humpalot | 25-Apr-21/3:24 AM | Reply
Making fake names to vote and comment on yourself is sad and pathetic... oh yeah, like YOU!
[10] Engelbert Humpalot @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 3-Feb-21/7:30 AM | Reply
If she pissed too, that's a bonus.
[10] conny lingers @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 10-Mar-21/9:17 AM | Reply
How true!
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 > conny lingers | 25-Apr-21/3:24 AM | Reply
Making fake names to vote and comment on yourself is sad and pathetic... oh yeah, like YOU!
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 25-Apr-21/3:22 AM | Reply
"done up both her holes"? nice... except the context is fucked. Unlike you.
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 25-Apr-21/3:27 AM | Reply
conny lingers 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 10 March 10, 2021 9:17 AM PST
Anonymous 127.0.0.1 10 February 11, 2021 11:00 AM PST
Engelbert Humpalot 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 10 February 3, 2021 7:30 AM PST
Anonymous 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 10 January 14, 2021 10:19 AM PST


YOU ARE A SAD EXCUSE FOR A POET!
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