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Waking Up (Free verse) by Edna Sweetlove
Have you ever woken up To find you have shat yourself? It's bad enough if you're alone, But when a new drag-back is with you Begging to be done up both her holes I promise you It's twice as bad.

Up the ladder: cold war
Down the ladder: Who We Are

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Arithmetic Mean: 10.0
Weighted score: 5.237129
Overall Rank: 4139
Posted: December 31, 2020 11:08 AM PST; Last modified: December 31, 2020 11:08 AM PST
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[n/a] Engelbert Humpalot @ 127.0.0.1 | 31-Dec-20/11:26 AM | Reply
A work of great genius! I have often shat on a bedmate in my excitement on discovering they had 2 anuses.
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