The Answer (dating over 40ish)

Member since 2005 · Posted 12 Sep 2008 · 1 comment

I know the answer, finally, at last! I need to pump iron, and tone up, my ass. I need false eyelashes, and hair color, besides red. I need a new wardrobe, and no brains, in my head. I need to wear make-up, no point seeing, the real me. I need to learn to stand up, in bar bathrooms, to pee. I need a new car, one flashy, and black. One with a hip stereo, and speakers, in back. I need new jewelery, hoop earrings, with bracelets to match. I need a tight mini skirt, and a thong, for my snatch. I need to get ready, and let the whole world, see, I need to be anyone, anyone, but me.

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Sep-08/3:24 PM Reply

Your use of the word "snatch" lowered the tone rather shockingly... but I do sympathise. Unlike women, men get more attractive as they get older. They become grizzled, bearded warriors with large, masculine bellies which they use to store reserves of nutrients in case there's a war. In fact, the optimum age for a man is whatever age Sean Connery is now. Women reach their peak at 19.