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The Answer (dating over 40ish) (Free verse) by Bethy I know the answer,
finally,
at last!
I need to pump iron,
and tone up,
my ass.
I need false eyelashes,
and hair color,
besides red.
I need a new wardrobe,
and no brains,
in my head.
I need to wear make-up,
no point seeing,
the real me.
I need to learn to stand up,
in bar bathrooms,
to pee.
I need a new car,
one flashy,
and black.
One with a hip stereo,
and speakers,
in back.
I need new jewelery,
hoop earrings,
with bracelets to match.
I need a tight mini skirt,
and a thong,
for my snatch.
I need to get ready,
and let the whole world,
see,
I need to be anyone,
anyone,
but me.
Up the ladder:
Sponds Hill, Cheshire, 26 December 2013
Down the ladder:
Can you beLIEve?
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Posted: September 12, 2008 7:44 AM PDT; Last modified: September 12, 2008 7:44 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.1422777 Overall Rank: 5463 Comments:
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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 79.78.94.70
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16-Sep-08/3:24 PM
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Your use of the word "snatch" lowered the tone rather shockingly... but I do sympathise. Unlike women, men get more attractive as they get older. They become grizzled, bearded warriors with large, masculine bellies which they use to store reserves of nutrients in case there's a war. In fact, the optimum age for a man is whatever age Sean Connery is now. Women reach their peak at 19.
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