I know the answer, finally, at last! I need to pump iron, and tone up, my ass. I need false eyelashes, and hair color, besides red. I need a new wardrobe, and no brains, in my head. I need to wear make-up, no point seeing, the real me. I need to learn to stand up, in bar bathrooms, to pee. I need a new car, one flashy, and black. One with a hip stereo, and speakers, in back. I need new jewelery, hoop earrings, with bracelets to match. I need a tight mini skirt, and a thong, for my snatch. I need to get ready, and let the whole world, see, I need to be anyone, anyone, but me.