The children sang and danced on set For, in the company of Barney, they could not fret “I love Barney and Barney loves me!” They shouted out with sickening glee. So that fat, purple dino danced round and round Round and round, he made no sound For in his head, the wheels now turned And in his mind, an idea burned. “Stop this silly, childish playing.” Said a little voice inside his dino pee-brain. For his revelation had finally come, “You’re a dinosaur...act like one.” So, when little Fred said, “I love you.” Barney said, “Mmmmm, I love you, too.” And looking at the innocent Fred, He picked him up... And bit off his head! Triumphantly, the dinosaur stood Saying, “That was finger-licking good!” The children ran with high-pitched screams. This nightmare destroying all their dreams. Toward the exit ran a human flood For Barney had developed a taste for blood. Little Suzie shrieked with alarm As Barney swiftly tore off her arm And as if upon demand, Sang, “I want to hold your hand.” Then, turning towards the audience crowd, Barney roared and sang out loud, “Barney loves you, loves you a bunch. And if you’re slow, you’ll be his lunch!