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wam bam (Other) by malpaso
oh, yes mr bush, yes, yes! use that hard nozzle while exxon and haliburton watch! $3.50/gal? a bargain at twice the price nice harder....harder!!!! spunkadelic dinosaur jizmorgazmic funk-o-tronic, mr president!!!! a little vaseline with my gasoline, please? oh, pardon me while i bitch slap myself for my presumptuousness...lemme wipe that off for ya.

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Weighted score: 5.0
Overall Rank: 8140
Posted: April 16, 2008 12:32 PM PDT; Last modified: April 16, 2008 12:32 PM PDT
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[5] Dan garcia-Black @ 69.238.211.228 | 26-Apr-08/12:29 AM | Reply
Are you calling the USA a bottom?
Vaseline (another petroleum product)will break the condom. Better to use butt-er.
[n/a] malpaso @ 70.233.147.84 > Dan garcia-Black | 27-Apr-08/8:15 PM | Reply
I'm calling the USA a victim of its own government which is a government of the corporations by the corporations and for the corporations, one nation under Wall Street, libery and justice for the power elite.
[5] Dan garcia-Black @ 69.237.237.110 > malpaso | 28-Apr-08/8:38 AM | Reply
Oh.
[n/a] malpaso @ 70.233.147.84 | 2-May-08/7:44 AM | Reply
thanks......I think
[n/a] malpaso @ 70.233.147.84 | 3-May-08/6:27 AM | Reply
it was an accident...sorry
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