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Crotchety Old Geezer

by Dovina

Member since 2004 · Posted 12 Aug 2007 · 4 comments

He calls it seasoned sagacity, crown of chronological decline. Losing what’s left of his mind, geezing on the internet, the ornery coot rants. Firmly correct on every issue, he judges the disadvantaged, mocks the wrong, and rests in geezerly peace.

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[n/a] INTRANSIT 14-Aug-07/8:03 AM Reply
That he does. That he does.
[0] pete 17-Aug-07/6:45 AM Reply
innit though ?!
[8] lmp 21-Sep-07/10:17 AM Reply
you young whelps don't know how hard it was to write before this confounded internet. we had to actually move pen across paper, and if we screwed up a word, we had to scratch it out! and we had to use a real dictionary - an actualy big, heavy book - to look up words instead of the ridiculously easy "open another web page" nonsense. and if you lost that piece of paper or it got wet or burned, you were shit out of luck if you could not recite it from your own memory, i tell you.
kids these days...
[n/a] Caducus 11-Dec-07/4:48 AM Reply
geezer - Englands best export