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Mantis (Free verse) by renwick
You say you want variety But- what is that? all Holes are the same to me I've drilled 48 holes with my metal studs all the holes felt the same and eventually the sharps and splinters from the wood surrounding the hole made it worthless to me But Variety? Of hole or Drill? Maybe it's different for women But all holes feel the same to me To be good in bed for a man For me Is to be able to be fucked It's not hard to be good in bed Just lay there and take it the way I say What's harder to find is someone who WON'T fuck you and snap your neck after preying mantis sex You say you want variety I'll take my neck not being broken over a new hole any day

Up the ladder: The green mile
Down the ladder: melancholy:

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Arithmetic Mean: 2.25
Weighted score: 4.2604113
Overall Rank: 13177
Posted: September 14, 2002 2:31 PM PDT; Last modified: September 14, 2002 2:31 PM PDT
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Comments:
[1] god'swife @ 209.179.211.246 | 15-Sep-02/12:55 PM | Reply
You're beginning analogy is anything but poetic. May I suggest a Brazilian wax to rid her of those pokey sharps and splinters. Stupid. By the way this "thing" you've posted makes it glaringly obvious you are a terrible lay. 1.... which is more than those poor 48 would rank you in bed.
[n/a] renwick @ 66.213.106.226 > god'swife | 15-Sep-02/5:05 PM | Reply
Oops. I didn't mean to remove the other comment about the use of praying / preying. Just reply to it. It was a play on words, perhaps a bad one. Thanks for the criticism.
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