Poemranker [Poem: MRS Degree] [by Miggy] Wed May 08 06:17:08 PDT 2024

Itâs like a lighted street lamp during a sunny day The sentences this one girl might say It scares me she was able to pass chemistry Without knowing what H20 means Yet her ego shines and her skin shines some more Even as she walks into the door (Chorus) Oblivious to the fact She is the opposite of a tack Her goal is to fulfill one need Not to be educated But to rather be lazy And get her MRS degree Itâs not like she is the prettiest girl to stare Yet her boobs dangle as much as her hair Hence her pattern in grades Every male teacher gives her an A Giving her another semester here And all the horndogs a reason to cheer (Chorus) This is not the reason to get educated But itâs not like the Y-chromosomes are complaining Maybe she will find true love eventually A man who can buy her the university (Chorus/ Ending)

[0] drnick @ 24.176.22.254 | 20-Oct-06/10:11 AM | Reply

This has to be country lyrics because the only way you could get away with this simplistic nonsense is if you were singing it to a bunch of inbred republicans. Do you honestly think you're improving? Do you even care? Do you actually spend the amount of time from one post to another for working on these lyrics? Let me break it down for you:

YOU ARE TERRIBLE, THESE ARE THE WORST "LYRICS" I HAVE SEEN/HEARD SINCE YOUR LAST POST. EITHER STOP WRITING OR HEADBUTT THE SHARP END OF A KNIFE.

[n/a] Ranger @ 62.252.32.15 > drnick | 20-Oct-06/10:45 AM | Reply

That has to be the best comment all week. If ever suicide booths hit the big time, I want 'headbutting kitchen utensils' to be among the selection. After all, I cannot imagine how difficult it must be to attach a decent-sized knife well enough at head height with ordinary household adhesives.

[4] nypoet22 @ 65.10.116.105 > drnick | 22-Oct-06/9:04 PM | Reply

oh come on, it's not THAT bad... the idea is solid and a few of the images are good, it's just the wording and a few of the more inane images that require a kitchen utensil.

[n/a] Ranger @ 62.252.32.15 > nypoet22 | 23-Oct-06/8:28 AM | Reply

What Nick means isn't entirely that these are the worst lyrics of all time - I've seen worse - but that since the first post, 4 years ago, to this, the 99th post, there has been no shred of enthusiasm to actually improve upon mediocre poetry.
That being said, this did at least inspire me to write a poeme of my very own:

'So She Won't Fuck You, Eh?' (hai-poo) by Ranger

She's blonde
She's thick
She's had a lot of dick:-
So what?

[0] drnick @ 24.176.22.254 > Ranger | 23-Oct-06/2:55 PM | Reply

Exactly, nice hai-poo...it asks the question I've been afraid to ask myself thus far.

[n/a] Ranger @ 62.252.32.15 > drnick | 23-Oct-06/4:08 PM | Reply

It's not the question you should be asking when writing; you should ask 'can I make people care?' I believe you have the ability. Unfortunately the above lyric fails.

[2] Sing4Jesus! @ 85.210.219.182 | 23-Oct-06/2:59 AM | Reply

What is an MRS degree? I think we should be told.

[n/a] howl @ 81.178.72.28 | 24-Oct-06/8:31 AM | Reply

She is the opposit of a tack is terrible :( as is the teachers giving her an A. I'd have given her an F.