Ranger23 Oct 2006

What Nick means isn't entirely that these are the worst lyrics of all time - I've seen worse - but that since the first post, 4 years ago, to this, the 99th post, there has been no shred of enthusiasm to actually improve upon mediocre poetry.
That being said, this did at least inspire me to write a poeme of my very own:

'So She Won't Fuck You, Eh?' (hai-poo) by Ranger

She's blonde
She's thick
She's had a lot of dick:-
So what?