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MRS Degree (Lyric) by Miggy

It’s like a lighted street lamp during a sunny day The sentences this one girl might say It scares me she was able to pass chemistry Without knowing what H20 means Yet her ego shines and her skin shines some more Even as she walks into the door (Chorus) Oblivious to the fact She is the opposite of a tack Her goal is to fulfill one need Not to be educated But to rather be lazy And get her MRS degree It’s not like she is the prettiest girl to stare Yet her boobs dangle as much as her hair Hence her pattern in grades Every male teacher gives her an A Giving her another semester here And all the horndogs a reason to cheer (Chorus) This is not the reason to get educated But it’s not like the Y-chromosomes are complaining Maybe she will find true love eventually A man who can buy her the university (Chorus/ Ending)

Ranger 23-Oct-06/8:28 AM
What Nick means isn't entirely that these are the worst lyrics of all time - I've seen worse - but that since the first post, 4 years ago, to this, the 99th post, there has been no shred of enthusiasm to actually improve upon mediocre poetry.
That being said, this did at least inspire me to write a poeme of my very own:

'So She Won't Fuck You, Eh?' (hai-poo) by Ranger

She's blonde
She's thick
She's had a lot of dick:-
So what?




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