Good old Pope, der grosse Nazi Benny Has lots of new plans (well, not that many) And after downing a quart or two of beer He came up with a really great idea. Yes, he thought up quite a bimbo: "I zink I vill now abolish ze Limbo!" (If people do too much mass-debating Limbo is the place their souls are waiting); What his new papal edict bans Is going down badly with Limbo fans. And , if you'll let me be a bit blunt This is not such a very cunning stunt. In Jamaican dance halls it's caused a row: What can de folks dere wiggle under now? If dose Limbo shimmies has been outlawed Dose dudes may decide to disobey de Lawd. And in the gay men's toilets of the world Queens have been into confusion hurled: Forbidden to slither under the toilet walls To take advantage of the cottagers' hairy balls.