Irish Holliday

by Dovina

Member since 2004 · Posted 5 Dec 2005 · 14 comments

Christmas in Killarney Listen to Santa's blarney I asked for a hunk He gave me a skunk Would he'd fit in the laundry

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[10] ALChemy 5-Dec-05/10:25 PM Reply

Shouldn't the last line go "Would he fit in the laundry?"

Christmas in Bedrock.
Wilma's suckin' Fred's cock.
Betty's lickin' her cunt,
Barney's fuckin' her butt,
and Dino's sprayin'em with his eggnog.

Merry Christmas Dov and Yabbadabbadoo. -10-

[n/a] Dovina › ALChemy 6-Dec-05/12:39 PM Reply

Actually he's too big to go in the laundry. "Would he'd fit" is Irish for "I would that he would fit."

Merry Christmas, Al, but your poem is blasphemous!

[10] ALChemy › Dovina 6-Dec-05/1:02 PM Reply

Only if I'm implying Fred is Jesus and Wilma's Mary.

[10] ALChemy › Dovina 6-Dec-05/1:09 PM Reply

"I would that he would fit in the laundry."

Yeah that sure cleared it up for me.

[7] wilco › ALChemy 7-Dec-05/8:40 PM Reply

ewww..

[n/a] zodiac 6-Dec-05/1:42 AM Reply

Holiday. One L.

[n/a] zodiac 6-Dec-05/1:45 AM Reply

Bad.

[n/a] zodiac 6-Dec-05/1:46 AM Reply

Sad.

[n/a] Dovina › zodiac 6-Dec-05/12:41 PM Reply

Wrong on all three counts as usual. Happy Holidays!

[n/a] zodiac › Dovina 7-Dec-05/12:43 AM Reply

They are happy, but whatever.

[7] INTRANSIT 6-Dec-05/7:04 AM Reply

Consider yourself luckey. Santa might have sent you the Snuggle bear. Or a Lobster.

[n/a] Dovina › INTRANSIT 6-Dec-05/12:44 PM Reply

Yes, my belssings are duely counted. I saw a flatbed with a little toy fire engine strapped neatly to the otherwise empty bed
and wondered if it was you going home for the holidays.

[7] wilco 7-Dec-05/8:41 PM Reply

It doesn't flow as well as It could (or maybe i'm just not reading it right). Maybe I just need to be Irish...or drunk...or both..

[6] cyan9 8-Dec-05/2:28 AM Reply

Its the kind of thing that I might think was really deep and amusing after 8-9 pints of Guiness