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Bluegrass Blueshield (Cinquain) by T. Jonathron Remp
Dell should be Hell Ding should be Dong Long should be Wrong But it's not But it snot out a booger the size of Tokyo and the Density of plastic bananas that are used to Give the appearance of life in a kitchen Where my aunt used to cook hot dogs by broisting them Which is a combination of boiling, roasting, and broisting Developed first by an unknown Native And accidentally Ann Daxi Dental Lee The "Dental" part was unchanged, but hallowed to Have a semantic effect That I am coining Privately, and unknown to you The word that I have chosen to arbitrarily represent The aforementioned semantic effect Will not be known to you at this moment But perhaps in the future you will discover By induction That I had named it "The Smythe-Klein Effect" And you'd be wrong Because the Smythe-Klein Effect refers to What I have just done: coining a term and not Exposing that term And then pretending to have divulged it And then admitting that I have actually not divulged it And then explaining it

Up the ladder: Whore
Down the ladder: A New Year Prayer

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.4
Weighted score: 5.0476813
Overall Rank: 6870
Posted: November 6, 2005 7:01 PM PST; Last modified: November 6, 2005 7:01 PM PST
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[n/a] ALChemy @ 24.74.101.159 | 7-Nov-05/11:32 AM | Reply
Not cinquain. You know what's funny. If you search cinquain at dictionary.com it causes a glitch in which it can't find any definitions but then offers twice the exact same spelling as an alternative and if you click those it just brings up the same response but if you type cinquains (the plural form) than you get the definition for cinquain. Maybe it's the Smythe-Klein Effect.
[8] INTRANSIT @ 69.33.159.194 | 7-Nov-05/3:20 PM | Reply
What's the Johnson-wax effect, then?
[n/a] ALChemy @ 24.74.101.159 > INTRANSIT | 7-Nov-05/3:28 PM | Reply
I think it's when you use K-Y jelly and you forget to wash it off and it dries and hardens.
[n/a] Niphredil @ 192.115.19.35 > ALChemy | 11-Nov-05/6:55 AM | Reply
Ew.
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