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Bluegrass Blueshield (Cinquain) by T. Jonathron Remp
Dell should be Hell Ding should be Dong Long should be Wrong But it's not But it snot out a booger the size of Tokyo and the Density of plastic bananas that are used to Give the appearance of life in a kitchen Where my aunt used to cook hot dogs by broisting them Which is a combination of boiling, roasting, and broisting Developed first by an unknown Native And accidentally Ann Daxi Dental Lee The "Dental" part was unchanged, but hallowed to Have a semantic effect That I am coining Privately, and unknown to you The word that I have chosen to arbitrarily represent The aforementioned semantic effect Will not be known to you at this moment But perhaps in the future you will discover By induction That I had named it "The Smythe-Klein Effect" And you'd be wrong Because the Smythe-Klein Effect refers to What I have just done: coining a term and not Exposing that term And then pretending to have divulged it And then admitting that I have actually not divulged it And then explaining it

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