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My Big Butt (Free verse) by Dovina
My butt is big and round like the letter D. It’s my ambassador to those who walk behind, a pit bull herding skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales. My butt is big and those who scorn it are invited to kiss it.

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.4
Weighted score: 5.0476813
Overall Rank: 6886
Posted: September 11, 2005 11:38 AM PDT; Last modified: September 11, 2005 11:38 AM PDT
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[n/a] ALChemy @ 65.188.89.69 | 11-Sep-05/3:59 PM | Reply
"36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

A full booty is beautiful.
[n/a] Dovina @ 24.239.212.243 > ALChemy | 12-Sep-05/12:58 PM | Reply
Except for 5'3" and 24" waist, you describe me. I've been snubbed and pushed at Robinson's May 24-hour sale enough to get some idea how they think.
[6] LilMsLadyPoet @ 205.188.116.139 | 13-Sep-05/11:55 AM | Reply
are invited to kindly kiss it. Maybe would be better rhythm there? And is Pitbull one word? Pit-bull, maybe? just wondering, seems like it might be one of those. Cute poem!
[n/a] Dovina @ 72.2.84.138 > LilMsLadyPoet | 13-Sep-05/1:48 PM | Reply
Probably right on both counts. It was meant to express the way I think she felt about the situation, rather than cute. But who really cares.
[6] LilMsLadyPoet @ 64.12.116.67 | 13-Sep-05/6:49 PM | Reply
Okay, not cute as in darling...but as in amusing in a "Yeah, my butt is big; so what?! kinda way. And...I DO get tired of big women who throw their weight around, purposefully positioning themselves in such a way as to make me move from where I was standing. It is an invasion of my body space and I resent it. I resent even more when they seemingly do not see me or think they can walk Over me, literally. It seems some bigger people fully expect a smaller person to move out of the way...and to me, that is a bullying behaviour.
[n/a] Dovina @ 24.52.236.153 > LilMsLadyPoet | 14-Sep-05/2:24 PM | Reply
The worst of it is having to sit beside a big blob of flesh on an airplane.
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