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My Big Butt (Free verse) by Dovina My butt is big and round
like the letter D.
Itâs my ambassador
to those who walk behind,
a pit bull herding skinny women
away from the best deals at clothing sales.
My butt is big and those who scorn it
are invited to kiss it.
Up the ladder:
Do The Wash, Love
Down the ladder:
Devil's Palm
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Posted: September 11, 2005 11:38 AM PDT; Last modified: September 11, 2005 11:38 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.0476813 Overall Rank: 6869 The following users have marked this poem on their favorites list:
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are invited to kindly kiss it. Maybe would be better rhythm there? And is Pitbull one word? Pit-bull, maybe? just wondering, seems like it might be one of those. Cute poem!
Probably right on both counts. It was meant to express the way I think she felt about the situation, rather than cute. But who really cares.
Okay, not cute as in darling...but as in amusing in a "Yeah, my butt is big; so what?! kinda way. And...I DO get tired of big women who throw their weight around, purposefully positioning themselves in such a way as to make me move from where I was standing. It is an invasion of my body space and I resent it. I resent even more when they seemingly do not see me or think they can walk Over me, literally. It seems some bigger people fully expect a smaller person to move out of the way...and to me, that is a bullying behaviour.
The worst of it is having to sit beside a big blob of flesh on an airplane.
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Only if she's 5'3"
A full booty is beautiful.