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Diary of sorrow.... (Free verse) by dantron
Taken from a clipet of a diary burried deep in the hearts of many........
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Dear Dear diary,
Your the only thing i can confide in
thats why i call you gladis....
God im so fat, i want to loose weight
thats why im sitting here trying to masterbate,
im wanking so hard, its falling like rain
my phone just rang, it were keith again....
Keiths my dad
how affully bad
he's an air stuward so i keep him a sceret
but i know that one day the worlds gonna leak it!
....he's so camp it makes me cringe,
iv been downstairs and had a penguin binge
Dad walked in and asked for anal,
iv done it before, its just so painfull!
alas my entry comes to a close....appologies for my appauling prose!
Shane peter edward somers
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Arithmetic Mean: 1.75
Weighted score: 4.6125903
Overall Rank: 12471
Posted: June 18, 2005 3:26 PM PDT; Last modified: June 18, 2005 3:26 PM PDT
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I feel so blue
Engaged, for more than sixty years
I love him still o yes I do
I hide from him my flood of tears
Smile every time he says, Quack cheese!
*sob*
Will Donald ever make my wish come true
and fill me up with little duckies?
(sneaky way to post 2 DoubleU poems within one hour)