Diary of sorrow....

Member since 2003 · Posted 18 Jun 2005 · 4 comments

Taken from a clipet of a diary burried deep in the hearts of many.......... Dear Dear diary, Your the only thing i can confide in thats why i call you gladis.... God im so fat, i want to loose weight thats why im sitting here trying to masterbate, im wanking so hard, its falling like rain my phone just rang, it were keith again.... Keiths my dad how affully bad he's an air stuward so i keep him a sceret but i know that one day the worlds gonna leak it! ....he's so camp it makes me cringe, iv been downstairs and had a penguin binge Dad walked in and asked for anal, iv done it before, its just so painfull! alas my entry comes to a close....appologies for my appauling prose! Shane peter edward somers

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[4] deleted user 18-Jun-05/4:05 PM Reply

Dear diary,

I feel so blue
Engaged, for more than sixty years
I love him still o yes I do
I hide from him my flood of tears
Smile every time he says, Quack cheese!
*sob*
Will Donald ever make my wish come true
and fill me up with little duckies?

(sneaky way to post 2 DoubleU poems within one hour)

[4] deleted user › deleted user 18-Jun-05/4:06 PM Reply

The -4- is for both poems

[1] Dovina › deleted user 19-Jun-05/8:54 PM Reply

Too generous on his, about right on yours.

[2] Bankrupt_Word_Clerk 18-Jun-05/4:53 PM Reply

you're spelling is awesome.