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Haikus of Tonight (Haiku) by jessicazee
One cigarette left
Where's my fucking lighter, Mike?
Sorry I yelled loud
You love the Panthers
Hey, why donât you pass that joint?
The commercialâs done
Do I want a line?
Yeah, just wait till Steve is gone
Then meet me in back
Do you have quarters?
We need four to play pinball
Who needs a beer here?
That guy smells so bad
Do you have a cigarette?
I lit the wrong end
Get back to game now
My words are better on screen
Kill things that make mad
Buzz kicking in now
Took pills for no good reason
No women, vodka!
I lost my notebook
What the hell did I write, agh!
Maybe I sound cool
I canât drive you home
My tire was slashed or something
Also Iâm way drunk
You showed me your boob
For the sixth or seventh time
Whereâs the other one?
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.0
Weighted score: 4.880797
Overall Rank: 10135
Posted: March 26, 2005 12:16 AM PST; Last modified: March 26, 2005 12:16 AM PST
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