Haikus of Tonight

One cigarette left Where's my fucking lighter, Mike? Sorry I yelled loud You love the Panthers Hey, why don’t you pass that joint? The commercial’s done Do I want a line? Yeah, just wait till Steve is gone Then meet me in back Do you have quarters? We need four to play pinball Who needs a beer here? That guy smells so bad Do you have a cigarette? I lit the wrong end Get back to game now My words are better on screen Kill things that make mad Buzz kicking in now Took pills for no good reason No women, vodka! I lost my notebook What the hell did I write, agh! Maybe I sound cool I can’t drive you home My tire was slashed or something Also I’m way drunk You showed me your boob For the sixth or seventh time Where’s the other one?