poemranker ::delete my account: ode to poem ranker by fuzzylogic

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delete my account: ode to poem ranker

Member since 2004 · Posted 26 Nov 2004 · 4 comments

I’ve searched all over the pages The pages on this site Hoping to find a button A button to end my plight Nowhere is a delete key To end my misery The owner better do something Or in the court they'll be I'd hate to have to do that Take you all to court All the lengthy paper work The 30 page report Just please delete me No court room you will see No allegations of misuse No reason to cop a plea Just please delete me No court room you will see No large sums of cash To pay to an attorney I do not think I ask too much Not a large amount Just please stop harassing me And delete my account

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4 comments

[n/a] fuzzylogic 26-Nov-04/11:50 PM Reply
yea you should delete this guy, he's a dick
[n/a] fuzzylogic 26-Nov-04/11:54 PM Reply
del del delete me!!! come on its easy!!! kill me ill me fulfill me, creature of this site(ha a lil rocky for ya)
[n/a] richa 27-Nov-04/2:44 PM Reply
Just out of interest what exactly will you be suing for.
[2] fuzzylogicisatwat 9-Dec-04/7:06 AM Reply
What the fuck have you got as grounds for misuse? this is a rating website, so you're a colossal twat, get over yourself cocknose. I can see it now fuzzylogic(plaintiff) versus the world - reason for the case, people called me names on a website, Christ's wet nappy you're a snivelling lump of stale shoe butter.