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delete my account: ode to poem ranker (Free verse) by fuzzylogic
I’ve searched all over the pages The pages on this site Hoping to find a button A button to end my plight Nowhere is a delete key To end my misery The owner better do something Or in the court they'll be I'd hate to have to do that Take you all to court All the lengthy paper work The 30 page report Just please delete me No court room you will see No allegations of misuse No reason to cop a plea Just please delete me No court room you will see No large sums of cash To pay to an attorney I do not think I ask too much Not a large amount Just please stop harassing me And delete my account

Up the ladder: Pinecone Razor
Down the ladder: Memory

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.5
Weighted score: 5.0596013
Overall Rank: 6727
Posted: November 26, 2004 11:47 PM PST; Last modified: November 26, 2004 11:47 PM PST
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Comments:
[n/a] fuzzylogic @ 4.224.9.23 | 26-Nov-04/11:50 PM | Reply
yea you should delete this guy, he's a dick
[n/a] fuzzylogic @ 4.224.9.23 | 26-Nov-04/11:54 PM | Reply
del del delete me!!! come on its easy!!! kill me ill me fulfill me, creature of this site(ha a lil rocky for ya)
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.250.207 | 27-Nov-04/2:44 PM | Reply
Just out of interest what exactly will you be suing for.
[2] fuzzylogicisatwat @ 213.146.148.199 | 9-Dec-04/7:06 AM | Reply
What the fuck have you got as grounds for misuse? this is a rating website, so you're a colossal twat, get over yourself cocknose. I can see it now fuzzylogic(plaintiff) versus the world - reason for the case, people called me names on a website, Christ's wet nappy you're a snivelling lump of stale shoe butter.

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