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Revenge of a Fistful of Haiku (Haiku) by HaikuMofo
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Fighting the stubble
is as fruitful for me as
fighting the sunrise
What the hell's it take
to make the whole of downtown
smell just like soy-milk?
Motorbike wheelies
in jogging pants, if he falls,
can you say skin graft?
Princess Diaries,
I'd see it if it were like
Red Shoe Diaries.
What the hell's it take
to make the whole of uptown
smell just like horse-crap?
That motorbike had
a little white side-car too.
Damn, what a sweet ride!
Hippocratic work,
now regarding regimen,
Fire drinks down Water.
Soy-milk to horse-crap,
soy-milk tasted bad before,
now it recalls poo.
Who'd I give a ride?
Well she smiled at me today,
she's side-car worthy.
I received candy
in a package mailed from home.
It will soon be gone.
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Posted: October 23, 2004 10:05 AM PDT; Last modified: October 23, 2004 10:05 AM PDT
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