poemranker ::I hate Haiku's. Bombs away. by Rollsoftoiletpaper

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Haiku № 113827

I hate Haiku's. Bombs away.

Member since 2004 · Posted 16 Oct 2004 · 9 comments

I can't write Haiku's. I guess you can tell by now. Why write them at all?

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9 comments

[n/a] Rollsoftoiletpaper 16-Oct-04/8:13 PM Reply
I really, really hate Haiku's. This is my first one ever. Tell me, public, does this Haiku pass as standable?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Rollsoftoiletpaper 16-Oct-04/8:21 PM Reply
1. This is not a Haiku, it's a Meta-ku, as you would know if you'd spent more time reading the pop-up help and less time funneling beetles into your cock.

2. Stop posting.
[n/a] Rollsoftoiletpaper › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Oct-04/8:49 PM Reply
1. I probably should take it upon myself to actually know what it is I'm writing, or attempting to write.

2. I've no male genitalia with which to "funnel".

3. I live in the U.S. of A. and one of the beautiful things about it is the privaledge to do whatever the hell I want.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Rollsoftoiletpaper 17-Oct-04/5:18 AM Reply
1. What
2. No well maybe thats your problem
3. Really, well its my privaledge to parp on your unfunny poetry.
4. I didn't give it a 0, you fucking clown. Click on 'voting details' to find out who did.
[n/a] Rollsoftoiletpaper › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Oct-04/8:54 PM Reply
Also,this Meta-ku, as you call it, certainly does deserve the zero you've given it, but just because you couldn't wash your dirty little mouth out for 2 seconds to say "this sucked", I'll give it a 10, just out of spite.
[n/a] deleted user › Rollsoftoiletpaper 17-Oct-04/7:22 AM Reply
A meta-ku is a haiku about a haiku. Therefore the meta part must reflect nature too. Therefore this is not even a meta-ku. In conclusion it is impossible to write a nature poem about a poem. Even this is incorrect:

please understand
a haiku's about nature,
nature you retards.
[0] cuddlytiger17 16-Oct-04/8:40 PM Reply
lol nice. ur an ass. haha.
[n/a] deleted user › cuddlytiger17 17-Oct-04/7:18 AM Reply
If you were a more articulate commentator, rollsoftoiletpaper may have better understood that you thought this poem was worth a -0-.
[0] cuddlytiger17 › deleted user 17-Oct-04/1:57 PM Reply
All right, I don't know what your problem is, but it doesn't take a genious to click on the link that says "View voting details."