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Aids in a van - are you local? (Haiku) by ==Doylum
Heres legs a-kimbo We've all got a Roy Chubby Where did that come from?

Up the ladder: haiku

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.5
Weighted score: 5.134471
Overall Rank: 5519
Posted: August 25, 2002 5:06 PM PDT; Last modified: August 25, 2002 5:06 PM PDT
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[0] poetandknowit @ 65.101.212.9 | 25-Aug-02/8:14 PM | Reply
Ha! you just might overtake worst poem. I'll help. Damn chubby! --->
[n/a] ==Doylum @ | 26-Aug-02/5:56 PM | Reply
Thank you for your help dear birthmark. Do feel free to pop by and rank on my stuff whenever you feel the need. Give me as many big O's as you like, i like the feeling they give me, its kinda funny.
[7] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 26-Aug-02/9:19 PM | Reply
All right...An armistice..for now. a bit more redeeming. cunt
[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.86.113.159 | 27-Aug-02/6:20 AM | Reply
Curses! The secret is out! Was this inspired by visiting that particular part of Royston Vasey the other night, or did you just spontaneously decide to remember? (P.S. It's "Legz Akimbo"). For your insolence, I give thee a 10. You shall never be King of the Worst Poemes Section.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ | 28-Aug-02/11:38 AM | Reply
The roar of the engine sounded familiar, but I needed a trip down memory lane to remember.
I didn't want to be King of the WPS
only the Queen, i think. I'm not sure, the boy who sells his cakes for half an oz of backy and one of grandmas anus altering suppositories (no dear its not a sweetie) has confused me with his swift staccato talk, and i don't know which way to turn. So perhaps a prince or a queen, i'm undecided.
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