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Chew your food!

by <{Baba^Yaga}>

Member since 2002 · Posted 25 Aug 2002 · 4 comments

Kike, fag, chink, spook, whites. Bring to a boil. Then add salt. Cannibalizing!

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[n/a] <~> 25-Aug-02/10:47 PM Reply
if you simmered it after you boiled it down, baba, i could eat it without my toofeses in. i can never find those damn dentures, anyway. and you've made my favorite tonight, too. or is this the dinner you promised that little tart with the big texas dreams? mrs. g warned her about your allure; she heeded not a word of that oracular adviser. remus and romulus, prepare the bowl
[n/a] Christof 28-Aug-02/3:28 AM Reply
This strikes me as a bland meal. Only add salt? You want some cumin in there, maybe some turmeric...a kind of cannibal curry...
[1] Robert K Foster 17-Sep-02/7:49 AM Reply
it almost meant something---
[7] hipster flare 29-Sep-03/10:55 AM Reply
smells like city, I bet.