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Bad animal limericks

Member since 2002 · Posted 24 Jul 2004 · 8 comments

I Breathly horrors from his masters' pet something it ate I would bet. To get it to stop he grabbed a cough drop the secret was a sucret! II Of springtime rains I'm in awr. Crossing turtles come from afar. The traffic is rushed poor turtles get crushed. "Thar's turtleburgers e'rywhar"!

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[10] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 24-Jul-04/3:49 PM Reply

Brill!

[8] Dovina 24-Jul-04/4:14 PM Reply

Technically terapin burgers. Funny.

[n/a] INTRANSIT › Dovina 24-Jul-04/5:26 PM Reply

2 rs', no?

[8] Dovina › INTRANSIT 25-Jul-04/12:51 PM Reply

It's for reasons like this that you might want to stick with turtle.

[n/a] INTRANSIT › Dovina 25-Jul-04/6:53 PM Reply

Hmmmm. My dictionary spells it with two. (American Heritage collegiate dictionary)-Houghton Mifflin '02.

wanna fight about it?

[9] Dan garcia-Black 24-Jul-04/7:48 PM Reply

The turtle wins!-9-

[9] Shuushin 26-Jul-04/7:54 AM Reply

how sad. how very sad... :)

[1] Edna Sweetlove 15-May-06/5:07 PM Reply

painfully bad.