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Bad animal limericks (Limerick) by INTRANSIT
I Breathly horrors from his masters' pet something it ate I would bet. To get it to stop he grabbed a cough drop the secret was a sucret! II Of springtime rains I'm in awr. Crossing turtles come from afar. The traffic is rushed poor turtles get crushed. "Thar's turtleburgers e'rywhar"!

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.7777777
Weighted score: 5.388889
Overall Rank: 3208
Posted: July 24, 2004 3:02 PM PDT; Last modified: July 24, 2004 3:02 PM PDT
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[10] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 80.42.73.121 | 24-Jul-04/3:49 PM | Reply
Brill!
[8] Dovina @ 17.255.240.206 | 24-Jul-04/4:14 PM | Reply
Technically terapin burgers. Funny.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.253.4 > Dovina | 24-Jul-04/5:26 PM | Reply
2 rs', no?
[8] Dovina @ 17.255.240.206 > INTRANSIT | 25-Jul-04/12:51 PM | Reply
It's for reasons like this that you might want to stick with turtle.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.253.4 > Dovina | 25-Jul-04/6:53 PM | Reply
Hmmmm. My dictionary spells it with two. (American Heritage collegiate dictionary)-Houghton Mifflin '02.

wanna fight about it?
[9] Dan garcia-Black @ 64.160.147.161 | 24-Jul-04/7:48 PM | Reply
The turtle wins!-9-
[9] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.51 | 26-Jul-04/7:54 AM | Reply
how sad. how very sad... :)

[1] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.178.117.218 | 15-May-06/5:07 PM | Reply
painfully bad.
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