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Bad animal limericks (Limerick) by INTRANSIT
I Breathly horrors from his masters' pet something it ate I would bet. To get it to stop he grabbed a cough drop the secret was a sucret! II Of springtime rains I'm in awr. Crossing turtles come from afar. The traffic is rushed poor turtles get crushed. "Thar's turtleburgers e'rywhar"!

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