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On the Discovery of the Hated Tree and Another T.V. Dinner (Limerick) by MacFrantic
We all snuck up on him at dawn As the hated tree let out a yawn So we burned him on sight And he smoked until night But us treeists were captured, anon My fat ass sits alone in this chair Wearing nothing but stained underwear While the radiant glow Makes my mind gradually slow I'm no American? Au contraire
Up the ladder: Charades
Down the ladder: This Is Me
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Arithmetic Mean: 5.125
Weighted score: 5.0336175
Overall Rank: 7231
Posted: May 17, 2004 7:15 AM PDT; Last modified: May 17, 2004 7:15 AM PDT
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[8] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.51 | 17-May-04/9:10 AM | Reply
Arborists, I think. And "we [treepeople]"

Good rhyme with contraire. Nice title.

Ever read "poison tree"?
[10] edpeterson @ 68.79.27.79 | 17-May-04/9:25 AM | Reply
I think we treeists...fucking hilarious -0-
[2] titan69 @ 62.31.23.123 | 17-May-04/1:18 PM | Reply
this poem started of great. then i didnt understand
a word of it?
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