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20 most recent comments by god'swife (1081-1100) and replies

Re: A Day, Wasted by Joyleaf 26-Sep-02/8:24 PM
what the fuck am I talking about, this thing is perfect. Some day I want to be the mom that comes downstairs and tells the blue boys to shoo.
Re: A Day, Wasted by Joyleaf 26-Sep-02/8:16 PM
This is great it many ways and awful in others. I don't know what to tell you. It needs work but I don't want you to touch it. I enjoyed this.
Re: RunOnSentence by harrytuttle 26-Sep-02/7:41 PM
Gorgeous. If I were you I'd try for something more novel then "Runs like the wind"
Re: The Writing Life #2 by poetandknowit 26-Sep-02/12:36 AM
By the way dear Dr., there's a terrific website, www.todotango.com. I think you'd like it. They have a link to a few Argentine radio stations, the best of them being Radio Criolla. Play it and think of me. Sweet dreams, Caio.
Re: a comment on The Writing Life #2 by poetandknowit 25-Sep-02/11:51 PM
Hello, are we closing this deal or would you rather not? That's ok.
Re: a comment on The Writing Life #2 by poetandknowit 25-Sep-02/11:40 PM
Oh my God you make me happy I'll pay for the subscription, you can reinburse when you receive the first issue. I need your address city state zip. A bogus ph#, enless fo course you want telemarketers breaking the monotony. I'll post my e-mail and you can send the info to that. Leave your e-mail and I'll send you my address. Let me know when you picked up the e-mail address so I can delete it.
Re: a comment on The Writing Life #2 by poetandknowit 25-Sep-02/11:31 PM
Not me, my son is exercising his humour.
Re: a comment on The Writing Life #2 by poetandknowit 25-Sep-02/11:23 PM
6 issues for 15, 12 for 30. We also have weight -watchers.
Re: a comment on The Writing Life #2 by poetandknowit 25-Sep-02/11:14 PM
S.O.g means Spawn of god'swife aka Son of god'swife. He's desperate, he needs to sell one more magazine(you name it) to go on some decadent limo ride to the restuarant of his choice and then it's on to the arcade for hours of video games.
Re: The Writing Life #2 by poetandknowit 25-Sep-02/10:52 PM
I like your poem. Speaking of mail, how would you like to receive a subscription to your favorite magazine? I'm selling them as a fund raiser for my school I need one more subscription by tommorrow to win a really big prize. what do you say? S.O.g
Re: The plains of Africa by horus8 25-Sep-02/10:32 PM
Herr Doktor, you should hear me reading this mother-fucker.
Re: a comment on Hey! Shut up, and cut my grass. by horus8 25-Sep-02/10:13 PM
Someone who likes pain, or needs it.
Re: Morning Glory by waltfreakinwhitman 25-Sep-02/9:33 PM
Great title.
Re: a comment on Hey! Shut up, and cut my grass. by horus8 25-Sep-02/9:06 PM
I tell him the truth, being penniless, it's all I have to offer.
Re: Hey! Shut up, and cut my grass. by horus8 25-Sep-02/8:59 PM
Oh my oh my oh my. To find myself hidden among rotting blades. Joey just asked me what m-a-s-o-c-h-i-s-m spells.
Re: a comment on Noblesse Oblige by Christof 25-Sep-02/11:43 AM
My dear Dr. Longfellows, please understand that as a father you are just as important to your children as any mother. Especially if your raising daughters. If they don't feel loved and needed by you, they will seek masculine approval by other means, and typically with some guy they know you'd hate just to get back at you. As you can tell I am obsessed with men in general, and with my father in particular. Mostly because my father was emotionally distant. Your daughters need your love approval both physically and emotionally. Don't be shy with them. Hug them, kiss them, tell them you love them, that they are beautiful beyond belief. That is the greatest gift a father can give.Get intimate. Your the only father they have. Every relationship the take up with a man will be directly influenced by the relationship they have established or not established with you.
Re: a comment on Noblesse Oblige by Christof 25-Sep-02/9:07 AM
By the by, orphanage face is brilliant as you would say, you rock.
Re: a comment on Noblesse Oblige by Christof 25-Sep-02/8:59 AM
That's important information. Who would think it? My son sort of instinctly would take his penis out and pee against a tree or something, like a pup. I wonder if you ever did that.
Re: a comment on Noblesse Oblige by Christof 25-Sep-02/8:45 AM
You know what, I believe he might be the luckiest boy in the world. Although he lost his father and his grandfather by the tender age of four, they left a strong prescence. My dearest and closest friend is an ideal romodel in many ways. My son call's him Uncle Matthew. My boyfriend has taken on the role of father to a certain degree. The limits defined by the boy. My nieces are both married to wonderful men. He's been in the Scouts with the same group of boys since he was 8 so the leaders now them as well as we parents do. He refuses to pee sitting down, but til he was 5 he called his underwear panties. My fault completely
Re: a comment on Noblesse Oblige by Christof 25-Sep-02/8:31 AM
But if it were up to you boys you'd never have the breast taken away. I breast fed til my son was 2. The Doctor hated me for it, I didn't want to give it up. Cheap and nutririon and fullfilling for both of us. Tell me more please.


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