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Re: a comment on I sat for an hour to watch a spider by Jimbo 31-Jul-03/9:16 PM
Yeah OK, the slicked back hair should really go, you're much too young for that style. The guitar playing, well, lessons would be a difinite plus. (My 19 year old kid is better at it). Voice lessons......Christ they're only 60 bucks an hour, ya gottta be paying more then that just to show off your bullshit at the site. That is unless you are making money there, but I sort of doubt that. Dont ya think its a bit ostentatious? I mean all the bragging and stuff? But I guess wisdom comes with age, and who should know that better then me!
Seriously, it's too bad Jim Henson died, you would make a great replacement for Kermit. Or you could have told Bert and Ernie to move over.
I hope you're enjoying yourself with all that useless time you spent to create such a piece of shit. No wonder the Internet is going to waste. The only thing I found missing on you site was Viagra for sale (I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT!) and you offered nothing for penis enlargement, that really was a bummer, I was disappointed, not to mention reduced mortgage rates. Other then that, not bad really. I''ll give you a 9 on it.
Re: a comment on A Sullen Moon by Jimbo 31-Jul-03/8:50 PM
Alright, alright..I decided to read up on what the fuck poetry is REALLY about. Forget the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! No Harley for me either, and although I've not been on Hamburger hill, but have eaten hills of hamburgers, I have been THERE, but they had different names. But that was WAY before your time anyway.
Truthfully, I have to say, between you and Angle food cake, I've had a good laugh. FUCK! I didnt realize someone could tear a new asshole so easliy as you guys did. And believe me its not easy at my OLD AGE. But what the fuck, I guess I had it coming to me. All I can do is sit back and laugh a bit.......nope I wont cry!
I can take the complaints, but just one favor, I'm a stickler on spel lin. Correct the typos.
Meantime I'll find something else for you guys to rip apart, this old ass is getting old, a new one may not be a bad idea.
THOM, TOM, THOMAS, TOMMY
Re: a comment on I sat for an hour to watch a spider by Jimbo 30-Jul-03/9:20 PM
You've got some serious problems. You gotta be some little punk kid, because your mentality shows so very well. I wonder how the hell they put up with you here. Why not reply with your email address? Or maybe a name?
I'd track your ass down and you know it sissy boy. Oh well soon you will be back in school anyway, then you mama will tuck you in bed. THOM
Re: Vichyssoise, then murder by horus8 30-Jul-03/6:46 PM
What is this piece of shit about? I think you found one of those tainted cans of rotten imported fish from the 1970s. If that is not the case, email me, I'll send you some for dinner. Honest man
Re: a comment on I sat for an hour to watch a spider by Jimbo 30-Jul-03/6:37 PM
Nah just kidding.......I actually got a kick out of what ya wrote. Thank god for people like you. The world would stop spinning.
Lithium works well to solve your problems
Re: a comment on I sat for an hour to watch a spider by Jimbo 30-Jul-03/6:35 PM
LMAO on that one! Critics SHOULD at least know how to spell, and fuck me, with a COMPUTER its not all that difficult. Asshole
Re: Paranoia by lastobelus 10-Mar-03/4:16 PM
Why doesn't the first letter of each sentence start with a capital letter? I thought that was proper English?
Re: a comment on Anatomy by Jimbo 7-Mar-03/5:26 AM
Yep, it was
Re: a comment on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER 6-Mar-03/7:49 PM
For any given proposition, you always find the most smug way to express it.
Way over your head kiddo, a quote like that certainly isnt yours.

Have you got anything better to do here?
Re: a comment on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER 6-Mar-03/7:41 PM
In a message dated 3/6/2003 10:22:04 PM Eastern Standard Time, devnull@poemranker.com writes:



THOM" IS A VERY PRETENTIOUS NAME AND I DISLIKE IT. BYE.



Ask me if I give a shit?

And the reason "I" changed the name, was because "I" did not post the first piece. If you dont like what you read........well, you know what to do with it.
Now get lost, OK!
THOM

So where is YOUR e-mail address? LOL Dark Angel
Re: Sofia by daniella 6-Mar-03/6:22 PM
BEAUTIFUL!

Sifting sands, tidal pools and falling stars
mark the force you take to prove your ground
Re: a comment on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER 6-Mar-03/4:02 PM
Thanks much, I'm now posting as Thom
Re: a comment on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER 6-Mar-03/4:02 PM
Thanks, I am now posting as Thom


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