Stephen Robins27 Apr 2004

I was on the brink of buying a chocolate bar as an afternoon treat before I read this poem, it oso moved me that I decided I would rather give the value of my chocolate bar (26p) to a charity. I went on to the Christian Aid site which demanded a minimum donation of £15 a week, which duly signed up for. I had however forgotten that my mortgage payment was due to go out today as well and I only had enough money to pay the mortgage. Consequently, I have had my house repossed and am having tyo move in with Cliff Thornburn. Curiously enough I have always been a fan of Cliff and the chance to play snooker with him every night has so overwhelmed me with joy that I have just ejaculated into a stranger's mouth.

Thanks

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