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who what where when why but the question no one asks is how it was done

Stephen Robins 21-Apr-04/6:07 AM
Simon Cowell is also ace, double-ace. He has an extremely low gusset built into his trousers to enable him to efficiently manage his back fat by having his trousers around his nipples. This precludes an unsightly bugle just above his trousers on both his hips.

If Violetsuede were have a special pair of these "back fat alloacting" trousers she would be the first American to make me laugh.







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