SupremeDreamer25 Nov 2003
reminds me of DA's "Gilded Stumps of Olde"
but less of the baffle humor.. well, cmon now- its hard to beat stuff like:
"beating a blindfolded slave about the pate with his left badmington racket, all the while lubricating him with a greased parson's nose."
But you nearly matched that when you mentioned the turtle and rusted plumbing.
should write up confrontation between Corp. Shin Shines & Captain Gaybrush Threepchoad- I'd pay to read it lol.
Blessed with 8.