I am so jealous I stole your avocado and rear ended your mail man I am so jealous of your bravado I even keyed your mini-van I am so jealous of you in a bikini I rented one too in navy blue I am so jealous of your high fashion You got me begging in J-crew I am so jealous of your moustache And the way that you dismount I am so jealous of your flicked ash I have forgotten how to count I am so jealous of your hippie shimmy I've developed one of my own I am so jealous of your hand made beads that don't be surprised when I wrap them around your stupid fat corn fed neck & drag you a 100 miles into a golden field in Nebraska & crucify your raped carcass with my semen & the mighty word of sweet lord Satan. SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! I am so jealous So very jealous. And that's why you must die.