That trick you learned from Cupid Was something you could not teach How to be beautifully stupid. A foul fish with out a fluid, A rotting, seedless, immature peach That trick you learned from Cupid. In between your ears all is vapid Yes, a good subject for you to preach How to be beautifully stupid. Sorry, for being so frank and candid, but could you show my dog at the beach That trick you learned from Cupid. Because your love is pseudo morbid You only choose to deliver by breech How to be beautifully stupid. And you believe that you are splendid At a mirror you give your speech That trick you learned from Cupid How to be beautifully stupid.