ALChemy6 Jun 2006
How sweet it would be to see you parody this and E-mail to the rankers. Something like this but less vulgar:
Dear Dick
When you attend the Convention and orgy, you will present your anus in front of your fellow poets from around the world (Our last orgy was celebrated by over 2500 anuses from 58 countries worldwide!), and you will be presented with your Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Butt Plug.
The Plug is a magnificent work of art (a $200.00 value) that measures over 11 inches across and over 17 inches high, handcrafted in silver, with your name custom-engraved on a beautiful cherry wood base (see it here). Iâm sure it will merit a special place of pride in your home. Your award is so large and heavy that you may wish to bring an extra suitcase to carry it home!.
As a valued "member" you receive our special introductory rim job if you return this form back within 14 days.
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