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An Invitation From Poetry.com (Free verse) by scitz

Dear Dick When you attend the Convention and Symposium, you will present your poetry in front of your fellow poets from around the world (Our last convention was celebrated by over 2500 poets from 58 countries worldwide! ), and you will be presented with your Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Award Cup. The Award is a magnificent work of art (a $200.00 value) that measures over 11 inches across and over 17 inches high, handcrafted in silver, with your name custom-engraved on a beautiful cherry wood base (see it here). I’m sure it will merit a special place of pride in your home. Your award is so large and heavy that you may wish to bring an extra suitcase to carry it home!. As a valued member you receive our special introductory price of $149.99 if you return this form back within 14 days. Your Poem. A big black dog sat on my grass, He walked round and round, then did a big shit, from his big hairy ass, then had a fit.

ALChemy 6-Jun-06/1:06 PM
How sweet it would be to see you parody this and E-mail to the rankers. Something like this but less vulgar:

Dear Dick


When you attend the Convention and orgy, you will present your anus in front of your fellow poets from around the world (Our last orgy was celebrated by over 2500 anuses from 58 countries worldwide!), and you will be presented with your Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Butt Plug.

The Plug is a magnificent work of art (a $200.00 value) that measures over 11 inches across and over 17 inches high, handcrafted in silver, with your name custom-engraved on a beautiful cherry wood base (see it here). I’m sure it will merit a special place of pride in your home. Your award is so large and heavy that you may wish to bring an extra suitcase to carry it home!.

As a valued "member" you receive our special introductory rim job if you return this form back within 14 days.

Your Poem...





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