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Stephen Robins13 Feb 2006

Fraser's legs are now dso big he has dispensed with trousers safe in the knowledge that he is so fat no one will ever be able to guess he has genitals.

There once was a barrister so fat,
He left destruction whe're he sat,
His cock disappeared,
And it was feared,
That he'd grown a fat twat.