Stephen Robins13 Feb 2006

I bearded my negro with a breast,
And entered him in a beauty contest,
But the boobies were pale,
And looked wrong on a male,
He went down a storm in the Mid West!

I bearded my Jesus in the Koran,
And bade him march on Xian,
But the city in China,
Gave our Negro a shiner,
Thereby abandoning our rapprochement!