Stephen Robins21 May 2004

Don't listen to that dithering dolt -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.he went to the very worst sort of school where cricket and rugby were surplanted by assoication football and hockey.

As a consequence -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. will never gain admittance to the higher echelons of London Society and the very best Gentlemen's clubs. Instead he will have to resign himself to the musty old farts in the National Liberal Club whom he can entertain with tales from his day working as an I.T. contractor for a large multi national corporation.

I will toast his good health from Whites whilst enjoying a game of whist and a fine port and discussing with my fellow members the rental yield of our estates.