wFraser Allonby Q.C.w5 Apr 2004

I suggest that:

1. All users be weighed.
2. Their weight in pounds be displayed next to their username.
3. All ribaldy be weight-related.

Example:

Re: a comment on a funny storm by violetsuede (280 pounds) Stephen Robins (120 pounds) 213.146.148.199 5-Apr-04/7:11 AM
Upon my word, you're a big fat sow.